Google Adsense should be called Google nonsense.

I feel like I'm on a episode of HBO's Silicon Valley. Ive tried signing up for AdSense several times to no avail. That's why I feel the name of the program needs to be changed. Google Nonsense is much more accurate. Furthermore, Its like getting told I cant do something by my parents when I was a kid. I would ask why, I get "because I said so for a reason. I'm gonna call google and see if I can make some headway. As of now, I have zero faith in this process. The Busted Wheelhouse Award for Googles AdSense 2016. Extreme Fail.